SCP-1386 is a Euclid Class anomaly also known as the Sentient Ice Cream Van. SCP 1386 is a white Good Humor brand ice cream truck, in poor condition and lacking any images or descriptions of the products it sells. The van appears to be sapient, as it drives without a person behind the wheel. SCP1386 has a thin slot in the middle of its driver-side door, which only becomes visible when it dispenses the various ice cream products it sells, though the products are rarely what you would expect. This