The soft sounds of a humanoid duck diving into pools of gold coins almost cover the squishy sound of little turd feet walking into the room; Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, is looking to beat the sh*t ...

Alongside Scrooge as a wee lad who earned his first coin from labor, the Laird of Clan McDuck, the King of the Klondike, and more alt-Scrooges, Uncle Scrooge fights the dime-stealers with Scrooges ...